Saturday, October 11, 2008

Chiefs Pass On Bye Week Bong Hits

So I ran into five Chiefs players last night at the NBA preseason game. Turk McBride, Larry Johnson, Kolby Smith, Dwane Bowe, and Brady killing Bernard Pollard. Being drunk and loud, I spent much of the game trying to get the Chiefs to blaze some chronic. I can think of no better way to spend a Friday night than pulling tubes with my favorite football team. Pollard looked interested but, alas the Chiefs were passing on bye week bong rips. Quote of the night, when McBride was told that we need to legalize the herb he responded "Man, I aint no Obama for the weed." Perfect.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Thirty-four zip!?!

Thirty-four nothing? You've got to be dry humping me. A week after kicking the shit out of the Donkeys you get shut out? Fuck you, Herm. Fuck you.