tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80564954747374022082023-06-20T06:11:57.045-07:00Herm Edwards Support Group<i>Helping fans cope, one day at a time.</i>HIV 2 Elwayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06465234331805703579noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056495474737402208.post-14379799525711487792008-11-06T17:24:00.000-08:002008-11-06T17:26:16.610-08:00Dealing with FailureSo Herm's let you down now two weeks in a row. Pissed away two leads in the final two minutes of games. Bet your pissed off. Well don't kick the dog. Try playing some Nintendo. I don't care how pissed you may be, a game of Bubble Bobble will sooth your soul.HIV 2 Elwayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06465234331805703579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056495474737402208.post-18429456536440158932008-10-11T08:26:00.001-07:002008-10-11T08:33:59.624-07:00Chiefs Pass On Bye Week Bong HitsSo I ran into five Chiefs players last night at the NBA preseason game. Turk McBride, Larry Johnson, Kolby Smith, Dwane Bowe, and Brady killing Bernard Pollard. Being drunk and loud, I spent much of the game trying to get the Chiefs to blaze some chronic. I can think of no better way to spend a Friday night than pulling tubes with my favorite football team. Pollard looked interested but, alas the Chiefs were passing on bye week bong rips. Quote of the night, when McBride was told that we need to legalize the herb he responded "Man, I aint no Obama for the weed." Perfect.HIV 2 Elwayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06465234331805703579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056495474737402208.post-46157699685732333422008-10-08T17:15:00.001-07:002008-10-08T17:17:39.485-07:00Thirty-four zip!?!Thirty-four nothing? You've got to be dry humping me. A week after kicking the shit out of the Donkeys you get shut out? Fuck you, Herm. Fuck you.HIV 2 Elwayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06465234331805703579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056495474737402208.post-583217699887721482008-09-22T19:53:00.000-07:002008-11-06T17:24:20.430-08:00Dealing with FailureFeeling blue because Herm coaches your favorite team? Take solace in knowing that you can dominate your fantasy league simply by starting whichever defense is playing the Chiefs that week.HIV 2 Elwayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06465234331805703579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056495474737402208.post-63681803864375256062008-09-18T16:03:00.000-07:002008-09-18T16:04:38.237-07:00Stages of Herm<span style="font-weight:bold;">Denial </span>- We didn't give up a 4th round draft pick for this guy.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Anger </span>- We gave up a fucking draft pick for this bum! He went 39-41 in New York, you don't give up a draft pick for a losing coach!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Bargaining </span>- Ok it was only a 4th round pick. What good ever comes out of the 4th round? Hell, we gave up a 1st rounder for Trent Green, a 4th round pick is a steal. <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Depression </span>- We've lost 11 straight games. Every Sunday is worse than the one prior. No one understands my pain. There is no hope only death. Pass the Dust-off, I'm going to the graveyard to do some huffing.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Acceptance </span>- We're the worst team in the NFL.HIV 2 Elwayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06465234331805703579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8056495474737402208.post-50094644719676940872008-09-15T20:02:00.000-07:002008-09-15T20:07:13.252-07:00Our Mission<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CBrian%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal">First and foremost, we are not a fire Herm Edwards site.<span style=""> </span>Those fuckers are a dime a dozen and quite frankly, we’re above that.<span style=""> </span>Our mission is not to have Herm fired.<span style=""> </span>Rather, we hope to offer solace and refuge for those whose teams have been hijacked and held hostage by Herm.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal">Has your team been coached by Herm?<span style=""> </span>Have you listened to your fair share of Hermism’s?<span style=""> </span>Are you tired of the coach-speak?<span style=""> </span>Do you not know where to turn?<span style=""> </span>Do you want to play to win the game?<span style=""> </span>We want to hear from you.<span style=""> </span>Share your story at youreabumherm@gmail.com.</p> HIV 2 Elwayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06465234331805703579noreply@blogger.com0